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1dteachmehowtosexy:

Teach Me How To Sexy (One Direction Version)


I’m all like yes please 

Can you teach me how to sexy?

You know why cause I want some Niall’s Irish 

All I need is Zayn’s lip-licking 

And be like you you with all those fannies

Hang Lou’s bum out front sway it side to side

Lads gon 10 you when they see you do that sexy right

Imma young cat tryna seduce the Styles 

He gon be hyper and straight those curls like thunder

Swag from Doncaster stops the traffic

Do the 1, 2, flick and get some pussies

Suits or beanies one piece or nothing

You are 5 things on my to do list

Haters say they’re gay but they’re never straight

But we want gravies

I know you got that one thing

Moves like Niall shine bright when it’s DJ Malik 

Like Inbetweener dance

Ovaries exploded

Teach me how to sexy 

Teach me

Teach me how to sexy 

All the lads gon love me 

All the 

All the lads gon love me

All the lads gon love me

1D teach me how to sexy 

(Please accept my apology for my poor rapping ability I know I suck okay)


help me spread this LEGIT rap for my best friend plzzzzzzzzz

(via cowgirlinzaynmalik)

1dteachmehowtosexy:

Teach Me How To Sexy (One Direction Version)


I’m all like yes please 

Can you teach me how to sexy?

You know why cause I want some Niall’s Irish 

All I need is Zayn’s lip-licking 

And be like you you with all those fannies

Hang Lou’s bum out front sway it side to side

Lads gon 10 you when they see you do that sexy right

Imma young cat tryna seduce the Styles 

He gon be hyper and straight those curls like thunder

Swag from Doncaster stops the traffic

Do the 1, 2, flick and get some pussies

Suits or beanies one piece or nothing

You are 5 things on my to do list

Haters say they’re gay but they’re never straight

But we want gravies

I know you got that one thing

Moves like Niall shine bright when it’s DJ Malik 

Like Inbetweener dance

Ovaries exploded

Teach me how to sexy 

Teach me

Teach me how to sexy 

All the lads gon love me 

All the 

All the lads gon love me

All the lads gon love me

1D teach me how to sexy 

(Please accept my apology for my poor rapping ability I know I suck okay)


help me spread this LEGIT rap for my best friend plzzzzzzzzz

(via cowgirlinzaynmalik)

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